So I was walking to school today with a group of small children as my entourage. They were singing a song and scampering around as children do. I joined in occasionally on their singing, if only for the fit of giggles it produced.
Halfway to school, I glanced down at my outfit—a gray skirt, white button-up shirt and black shoes. I looked down at the child holding my hand and then up at the umbrella in my other hand. Suddenly, it hit me. My eyes bugged out and I mentally yelled:
“Oh my god, I’m Mary Poppins!”
I cannot wait to cruise around with my magical umbrella. I am positive it's in the mail and on the way. I've proven myself worthy.
This works like Hogwarts, right?